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take a flying fuck at the moon

shitgirlsdealwith:

Welp, I’m about to piss off the female populace again (see previous post on Pretty Woman). Single ladies, you know that your number is much higher than magazines and polls say. By number, you know I’m talking about how many people you have done the no-pants-dance with. Don’t play coy…

not a huge fan of this song, or rihanna’s music in general, but damn this is a sexy and empowering video

collegehumor:

The Most Ticklish Lizard in the World
Alternatively: Lizard hates when you touch it’s stomach.

collegehumor:

The Most Ticklish Lizard in the World

Alternatively: Lizard hates when you touch it’s stomach.